No one can resist the allure of BACON!
A Muslim who claimed he was forced to cook pork products has lost his discrimination lawsuit against Scotland Yard after it was discovered he enjoys a good bacon roll.
It really is true – Bacon makes everything better (and yes, Bacon should always be capitalized. Always.).
Ohhhhh, my – booze and bacon – what else could one hope for on this earthly plane?
Come to Vegas. I’ll take you to the home of the Bacon martini.